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[October  2021] 

Chapters: 2

Word Count: 31,074

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Warnings: Comedy, Adventure, Mystery

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ESPIRITU

      

by

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Goldie &

Eleanor Ward

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A dual-author story for Halloween. Comedy abounds when hapless Harry Briscoe calls on Heyes and Curry to help him get his job back – again!  But they need to keep their wits about them when the so-called “easy job” threatens to get them killed as they find themselves caught up in a haunted house murder-mystery.

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With acknowledgement and thanks to Goldie, for inviting me to co-author this story.  I hope people have as much fun reading it as we did writing it!

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PART   1

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It was Harry Briscoe, all right.   No mistaking the cheesy mustache, slovenly clothes or beady eyes.  The Bannerman Detective Agency’s worst detective was apparently on the loose again.

 

“What do you suppose he wants this time?” Kid Curry whispered to his friend Hannibal Heyes.

 

“Probably wants someone to tell him what state he’s in,” Heyes whispered back.

 

“He’s always in a state of confusion,” the Kid quipped with a smile.

 

Heyes would have chuckled at his partner’s little joke but the apparently unavoidable prospect of meeting up with Harry Briscoe soured his mood.  “Damn him, anyhow!  Just when I manage to forget he exists, he always turns up again!”

 

“Want me to kill him for you?”  The Kid fingered his gun.

 

The small joke hit its target.  Heyes smiled a little.  “Yeah.  Would ya?”  He put his hand on his partner’s shoulder.  “Well, let’s go get this over with.”

 

Briscoe was by this time only a couple yards away from them, so they stepped out from their hiding place and faced him.  “Boo!” said Heyes.

 

Completely surprised, Briscoe dropped his gun and backpedaled a few steps, almost falling into a horse trough.  Heyes quickly grabbed his arm to save Briscoe from his watery fate, silently chastising himself.

 

Kid Curry picked up Detective Briscoe’s gun and handed it back to him.  “You might actually need this someday,” he quipped.

 

“Well, if it isn’t my old friends Smith and Jones!  What a surprise meeting you guys here!” Briscoe said unconvincingly.

 

Heyes rolled his eyes.  “You’ve been tailing us for a while, Harry.  The only surprise is when we jumped out at you.”

 

“Oh, have I?” Briscoe said nervously.  “Ha ha.  Well . . . . OK, you got me there.”

 

“What do you want, Harry?” asked the Kid threateningly.

 

Briscoe looked back and forth between them and then took out a cigar.  An obvious stall for time.

 

“We know you want something, Harry.  You always do.”

 

Briscoe patted his pockets, ostensibly searching for a match.  Heyes struck a match on Briscoe’s gun and held it in front of his cigar.  “Oh . . . um . . . thanks, Heyes,” Briscoe said nervously as he puffed to get his cigar going.

 

“Out with it, Harry,” threatened Kid Curry.

 

When Briscoe didn’t say anything, Heyes said, “Now!  Or we walk!”

 

“All right, all right, Heyes!  I’ve been kinda . . . looking for you fellas . . . to offer you a job.”

 

“What kind of job?”

 

“Easy job, real easy job.  Big money, too!”

 

“Bannerman Detective Agency fire you again, Harry?  They looking for a replacement?”  Both Heyes and the Kid laughed at that.

 

Briscoe looked hurt.  But not for long.  “Oh, ha.  As a matter of fact . . .”  Here his chest puffed out quite a bit.  “ . . . They have entrusted me with an important job right now.  A verrrrrrry important job!”

 

“Yeah,” said Heyes.  “Sounds like the kind of job you’re going to want to tell us about while you buy us dinner and drinks.”

 

 

“Um . . . OK, sure, fellas.”  Heyes and the Kid shoved Briscoe in the direction of the closest restaurant and Briscoe, realizing he was outnumbered even had there only been one of them, reluctantly led the way.

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Once the food was safely in front of them and they had checked Briscoe’s wallet to make sure there was money in it, Heyes and Curry felt it was safe to eat.  And listen to Briscoe talk.

 

“Now, boys,” Briscoe said, waving his fork at them, “what I have to tell you is absolutely secret!  A lot of money is involved here, and if news of this got out, I shudder to think . . . “ he shuddered for emphasis, “well, I just shudder to think what could happen!  A major crime has already been committed, and . . .”

 

“How much money?” Heyes asked.  Neither he nor his partner had heard anything after ‘a lot of money.’

 

Briscoe leaned forward and lowered his voice.  “How does half a million dollars in diamonds sound?”

 

The Kid whistled and leaned forward.  “What’s our percentage?”

 

Briscoe looked confused.  “What do you mean?”

 

“What’s our percentage, Harry?” said Heyes.  “How many of those diamonds will be ours?”

 

“No, no, no!  Those aren’t my diamonds, or your diamonds.  They belong to a man out East.  A big man with a lot of money, and a lot of power.  And he’s a friend of Mr. Bannerman and they won’t even tell me his name.  Boys, you don’t understand.  Those were his diamonds and someone stole them from him.”

 

The Kid sat back, no longer interested.  But Heyes was curious.  “Who stole them, Harry?”

 

“Mr. Bannerman has information that makes him believe they were stolen by a professional jewel thief, a Mr. Vernon Lawless.  Although we have no information on that name.  Could be an alias.”

 

Heyes rolled his eyes.  “You think?”

 

“But one thing Mr. Bannerman believes for sure is that the jewel thief, whatever his name is, is headed out west.  With the jewels!”

 

“Big country,” said the Kid uninterestedly.

 

“Not so’s you think,” Briscoe slyly said.  “Some verrrrrrry good detective work . . .”

 

“Done by someone else,” Heyes interjected, and the Kid laughed.

 

“ . . . indicates that there is a big Halloween party going to be thrown by a very rich man who lives not too far from here, and that same source of information says that Mr. Jewel Thief has managed to get himself an invitation to this party.  Most likely to use this opportunity to try to sell these stolen gems to the rich party host or one of the guests.”

 

“And you’ve managed to finagle yourself an invitation to this party, too, right, Harry?  And you’re going to be a hero and find the jewel thief and the jewels before he has a chance to offer them for sale, right, Harry?  And exactly how do we fit into this perfect little picture?”

 

“I want the two of you to come along as my assistants.  Kind of my backup.”

 

“We’re not detectives, Harry,” the Kid said flatly.

 

“No no no!  I’m not going there as a detective!”

 

“Now that makes sense,” Heyes said, and he and the Kid giggled.

 

Briscoe either ignored their jibe, or, more likely, missed it.  “I’m going in as a spirit hunter!  This guy has this big house, see?  And he thinks it’s haunted.  I’m coming in as a professional ghost finder!  I’ve even got a name for my company, Spirit Squelchers!”  He sat back and beamed with self-importance.

 

They both stared at him open-mouthed.  Finally Heyes said, “You’re kidding.”

 

“No!  Pretty good, huh?  And you two are coming along as my assistants.  Kid, you can be Thaddeus from Spirit Squelchers and Heyes, you will be Joshua from Spirit Squelchers.  How’s that?”

 

“And what exactly are we supposed to be doing as spirit . . . whatevers?” the Kid asked.

 

“Detective work, of course!  Spirit Squelchers is just our cover.  We’ll really be detectives!”

 

“I told you, Harry, we’re not detectives and we’re not interested.”

 

“You’ll be interested when I tell you that you know the guy!”

 

But really they weren’t.  “What guy, Harry?” they asked in unison.

 

“Why, the thief, of course!  He’ll be a party guest.  I need you to come along to identify him for me!”

 

Heyes and the Kid looked at each other.  “Harry, we don’t know anyone named Vernon Lawless, and, for that matter, we don’t know any jewel thieves.  We were strictly banks and trains,” Heyes pointed out.

 

Briscoe was crestfallen.  “You don’t know him?  But he’s a jewel thief!”

 

“Then you should know him, not us.  Good-bye, Harry.”  And they stood to leave.

 

“Oh, come on now, boys.  I told you I’d pay you!”

 

“What’s your idea of ‘pay’?”

 

“For one thing, you’ll be staying in this mansion.  Good food, people waiting on you.  Maybe make some good connections to use in your new lives.”

 

“Pay, Harry?”

 

“How does fifty dollars apiece sound?!”  Briscoe tried to sound enthusiastic.

 

“Like it’s time to leave.  See ya, Harry,” said Heyes, and he and the Kid started to walk away.

 

“Sit back down,” Briscoe sneered.  “You’re not going anywhere.”  His voice suddenly turned sinister, and Heyes

 and the Kid looked at each other.  Kid Curry removed the safety from his gun. 

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Minisculely intrigued, Heyes sat down again.  “You’ve got one minute, Harry.  Explain yourself.”

 

Briscoe lowered his voice so they could barely hear.  “You’re forgetting I know exactly who the two of you are, Heyes.  That information is worth a lot of money to me, you know.  I don’t owe you any more favors, either.  Now, you do this tiny little favor for me, and I’ll forget all about who you two really are!”  Briscoe leaned smugly back in his chair and attempted to re-light his cigar.

 

Heyes and Curry exchanged looks.  “That sounds suspiciously like a threat to me; how about you, Kid?”

 

Curry nodded. “Yeah.  And after all the times we’ve helped him out, and saved his sorry hide, instead of turning him over to the law like we should’ve.”

 

“Now, boys . . . “ Briscoe began. 

 

“We don’t like being threatened, Harry,” Heyes said darkly.  “Not by anyone, not by anyone who wants a favor from us, and especially not by you!”  His dark eyes bore into Briscoe’s.  “If I were you, I’d think twice before threatening us again – and I mean ever again – or you’ll have to answer to my partner.”  Heyes nodded in the direction of the Kid, who pulled out his gun and twirled it a few times before aiming it at Briscoe.

 

This threat rattled the detective so badly his chair came crashing down and he dropped his match on the table.  Heyes put out the flame with his gloved hand.  “Do we understand each other, Harry?”  As a reinforcement to the threat, the Kid sat back down and leaned forward.  “Harry?”

 

“Uh, yeah, Kid, sure, I . . . uh . . . uh . . . I was only kidding, you know!  Ha ha!”

 

“We’re not, Harry,” Curry said menacingly.

 

“All right,” said Heyes, “Just so’s we understand each other.  Now, Harry, with that understanding, my friend and I have decided to take you up on your offer.  For three hundred dollars apiece.”

 

“Three hundred?!  Uh . . . oh . . . okay, three hundred apiece.”  Briscoe started moving his fingers like he was counting on them.

 

“And,” Heyes continued, “you pay any expenses, like the stage to get there or whatever.”

 

“Huh?  Oh, sure, sure . . .”

 

“And, we get half the reward money!”

 

Heyes expected Briscoe to blow up at that last statement and he was ready, but Briscoe merely looked contrite.  “I’m sorry, boys, but there’s not going to be any reward money.”

 

The Kid started.  “What are you talking about, Briscoe!?  Half a million in diamonds and you recover them and there’s no reward?  Who are you trying to kid?”

 

But Briscoe looked sincerely apologetic.  “I’m sorry, real sorry, but it’s God’s truth.  There just isn’t a reward this time!”

 

Heyes was still suspicious.  “There’s always a reward.  Even though it’s your job.”

 

Briscoe looked down.  “Well, that’s sort-of it, Heyes.  Bannerman Detectives sort-of . . . uh . . . well, they fired me again.  But Mr. Bannerman said that if I solve this case, I can have my old job back!”  He looked up.  “And I want my old job back, boys.  Real bad!  I was real good!”

 

Heyes and the Kid looked at each other for a long moment.  Heyes sighed.  “Why am I always a soft touch around you, Harry?  Am I loco or something?”

 

“Must be,” said the Kid.  “But so am I.  Harry, we’ll still do it.  But if it turns out that there is a reward, you’ll be sharing it with us equally.”

 

Briscoe smiled and jumped up.  “Of course, of course!  Thank you, boys, thank you.”  He started shaking their hands.  “You’re doing a great service here for mankind.  And for me, too!”

 

“Uh huh,” Heyes said under his breath and turned away.

 

“All right, Harry,” said the Kid.  “Let’s start at the beginning.  This jewel thief you think we know, what does he look like?”

 

“I’m not sure.  Only a few people have seen him.  Hey, wait a minute!  There’s a wanted poster on him.  I have it here somewhere!”  He searched in his coat pocket and came up with a folded piece of paper, which he started reading to himself.  “Everyone only knows what the wanted poster says . . . Saaaay . . . this sounds a lot like you, Kid!  Are you the jewel thief?!”

 

Heyes rolled his eyes.  “If we had half a million dollars in jewels, would we be wasting our time with people like you, Harry?”

 

“Good thinking, Heyes!”

PART  2

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Harry Briscoe was greatly amused by the expressions on the faces of his two companions until he realized that he probably bore the same expression.  After several variations on the “Holy (whatever)” theme, the three of them looked at each other and smiled.

 

“This might not be so bad after all,” said Kid Curry.  Heyes agreed.

 

“There, you see, fellas,” Briscoe said.  “You can always trust old Harry Briscoe to come through for you!”

 

That comment wasn’t worth any more response than disappearing smiles.  ‘Harry Briscoe’ and ‘trust’ just didn’t belong in the same sentence.

 

“I wouldn’t put any money on that one, Harry,” said the Kid, “but you sure were right about this party guy being rich.  Look at the size of his house!”

 

“I think, Kid,” said Heyes, “when they start getting this big, they’re called mansions.  But, Harry, how exactly are we supposed to get over there?  That island the house – correction, mansion – is on is smack dab in the middle of Lake Seco.  It’s got to be at least a mile from the shore.  And I don’t exactly see a rowboat anywhere.”

 

“There you go not trusting me again, Heyes.  We’ll get there.”  Harry was smug and Heyes wasn’t convinced.  Harry removed a piece of paper from his inside pocket.  Reading glasses then appeared on his nose.  “All right, let’s see here.  This telegraph his man sent me says that the party guests will all be arriving today.  Says we should wait right here at the landing because his boat will be going back and forth all day to pick up guests.”

 

“What’s our genial host’s name?” queried Heyes.

 

“Hmmm?  Oh – Ellwood.  Thomas Ellwood.  New money, not old.  From somewhere in New England.  Decided to bring some of his money out west, I guess.  Bought himself Espiritu Island.  Right in the middle of Lake Seco.  Not a bad idea, I think.  Good security being surrounded by water.  Island is a mile from land, any direction.  Yup, not a bad idea at all, rich man like that.”

 

“Hey, look, Harry, there’s a boat that’s just leaving the island, headed our way.”  Kid Curry’s good eyes were correct – a medium-sized boat was slowly making its way through the water.

 

At the same time, another surrey, similar to the one that had delivered them to the landing a few minutes earlier, was pulling up.  A distinguished-looking couple disembarked, stepping gingerly onto the wooden platform.   They were elegantly dressed and the  woman carried a parasol.  The driver removed their suitcases from a compartment in the back and set them off to the side.  The gentlemen handed the driver some greenbacks and thanked him, and the driver left with the surrey.

 

“Were we supposed to tip our driver?” Briscoe whispered to Heyes.

 

“Doesn’t really matter anymore, does it?” Heyes whispered back. 

 

As the couple conversed, Briscoe said to his two confederates, “Here’s my chance to start my interrogations.  Watch the master!”  And he walked over to the couple and started chatting with them.

 

Heyes and Curry remained where they were.  “Heyes, did you see the diamond pin that woman is wearing?”

 

“The one on her coat, at her neck or on her hat?”

 

“That’s what I mean.  Those people are loaded!  And that brings up another interesting question.”

 

“If we find the stolen gems before Harry, do we take them ourselves and abscond.”

 

Heyes shook his head.  “We’re not jewel thieves, Kid.  Never have been. No, we’re here to do a job for Harry and that’s the only reason we’re here.”  He put his hand on his friend’s shoulder.  “It’ll be hard, I know, but you just keep thinking ‘amnesty.’  Not ‘prison.’  The only one going to prison here will be the jewel thief.  Besides, if some of the guests’ goodies disappear, you know we’ll get nailed for the diamond thing, too!”   Kid Curry sadly agreed.

 

It wasn’t long before the boat reached them.  The boatman, after perusing their invitations, assisted the passengers on board.  It was a large, roomy boat with comfortable seating and a roof overhead to protect the passengers from the sun or rain during the short trip to the island.  While riding, the passengers chatted.  Harry presented his “friends” as Mr. Joshua Smith and Mr. Thaddeus Jones.  The couple introduced themselves as Trevor and Trudy Teagarden. It seemed they were neighbors of Mr. Ellwood’s.  On shore, of course, for Mr. Ellwood lived alone on his island, except for servants.  The boatman gave them some information about the house, named Espiritu after the island.  Mr. Ellwood had it built to his specifications over the last couple years, and it included all the best amenities and latest inventions.  Mr. Ellwood had other houses in the US and Europe, for he traveled often, but he always  returned to this, his favorite home.  The boatman further explained that this was the first party being thrown in this house and that Mr. Ellwood had gone “all out” to make it a fun one!  He then hoped their weekend would be an enjoyable one and that they would find their rooms comfortable.

 

On the island, their wellbeing continued to be addressed, as a butler cordially met the company at the boat dock.  The butler led the way along the beautifully landscaped winding path up the small hill to the mansion.  The boatman loaded the luggage on a cart and veered off to the back of the house. 

 

The butler opened the double front door and stood aside for the Teagardens to enter.  As the Teagardens were crossing the large lobby to the next room where the sound of conversation made it obvious the other guests had gathered, the butler turned back to Briscoe, Heyes and Curry and said, “Please wait here.”  He then entered the home and closed the doors behind him.

 

“What the hell?” wondered Heyes, obviously miffed.

 

“Guess we’re not going to be in the diamond crowd after all,” said the Kid.  He was disappointed and actually a little depressed.

 

“Now, boys,” Briscoe tried to console them, “there’s got to be a logical reason for . . . “

 

A well-dressed man suddenly appeared from the side of the house and hurried up to them.  “Spirit Squelchers?” he asked them.

 

Briscoe and his moustache smiled.  “At your service!  Mr. Thomas Ellwood?”

 

“At your service as well, gentlemen.  Thank you for coming!”  He was a tall, good-looking man in his late 30s with light-colored hair and an amiable manner.  He was impeccably dressed and appeared to be the kind of man who would fit in anywhere.

 

Briscoe introduced himself and his two associates.  Ellwood heartily welcomed them to his island.  “I wanted the opportunity to speak with you before you joined everyone,” he said.  “I want to be perfectly clear how you will be presenting yourselves to the other guests.  And to let you know what your duties are.  There seems to be a nasty ghost living in my house, maybe even two . . .”  Briscoe nodded gravely and Heyes rolled his eyes.  “They’re bothersome and I am certainly hoping you can find him or them and rid my home of these unwanted spirits.  There is going to be a party here tomorrow night, Halloween night, the first one I’ve given, in fact, and the guest list includes some very prestigious names.  I want this party to be a success.  I have put a lot of effort into the planning of it and I do not want any uninvited spirits ruining things!  So do whatever you have to do to rid my home of these supernatural beings!  You have carte blanche, as far as I am concerned.  By the way, what will you be doing?”

 

When Briscoe took a deep breath and said, “Well . . . ,“ Mr. Ellwood continued.  “Oh, never mind, it doesn’t matter.  Just do whatever you have to do.  Now, what are the identities you are going to present to my guests?”

 

“We are gentlemen in the banking business!” 

 

Bankers?!  Where on earth did Briscoe come up with that?  Curry looked at Heyes and Heyes looked at the sky.

 

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Sleuth Harry Briscoe had been all set to watch everyone’s faces as he entered but being detained outside by the host delayed that plan.  Ellwood himself brought them into the solarium and introduced them as his bankers.  The last guests to arrive.

 

There were seven other guests in the room already, all clearly comfortable in overstuffed chairs, with a maid seeing to it that each guest was given a glass of sherry or other wine of their choosing. Appetizers were liberally sprinkled on tables throughout the room. 

             

One of the guests who had arrived earlier stepped forward to shake the hands of the new guests.  “How do you do, gentlemen?” he articulated.  “My name is Professor Aloysius Argot.  That lovely young lady sitting over there is my wife Anne-Marie.”  Although he was clearly in his late 30s, his wife was, thought Heyes, barely of drinking age yet.  “Hello, everyone,” Anne-Marie sing-songed, but looked only at Kid Curry as she spoke.

 

“Gentlemen,” another guest addressed the new arrivals as he shook their hands.  “I’m Phil – Phil Hanson.”  He was also in his late 30s and, like their host, had fine handsome features and a genial manner.  Also like their host, he had a slight British accent.  For a moment, Briscoe wondered if they might be brothers, but Hanson squelched that idea immediately.  “Call me Phil.  Tom and I are old friends.  Childhood, in fact.  I understand you gents are the last guests to arrive.”

 

“So we’ve been told,” Heyes said, shaking Hanson’s hand.

 

Another male party guest also stepped forward to shake the hands of the new arrivals.  “How do you do?” he said elegantly and with a Dutch accent.  “My name is Aldert Beekhof.  I would consider it an honor if you would address me by my given name, Aldert.”  He swept his hand to a chair on his left and further said, “The very lovely lady who occupies that chair is Miss Constance Cornwell.  Although, I’ve no doubt she needs no introduction.”

 

Heyes and the Kid looked at each other and shrugged slightly.

 

But Harry Briscoe apparently did indeed know who Miss Constance Cornwell was.  He bowed and scraped his way over to her and took her hand in his own, kissing it.  Miss Cornwell seemed to expect this reaction to any introduction.  She smiled lamely and indicated a chair near her for him to be seated.

 

“Oh, Miss Cornwell,” fawned Briscoe, to the amusement of Heyes and Curry, “this is indeed such an honor!  I was very lucky to be able to have seen you on the big stage on Broadway in ‘The Lady’s Jewels!’  You were magnificent!   I must say that performance is without a doubt the finest performance I have ever witnessed!  I am indeed a lucky man to make your acquaintance!”

 

“That was, of course, several years ago,” was her only reply, but the slight suggestion of a smile played on her over-rouged lips.

 

“It has always been my greatest desire . . . “ Briscoe continued, but happily the crowd was spared the knowledge of Harry Briscoe’s greatest desire by Heyes’s interruption.

 

“Mr. Briscoe, Mr. Jones and myself are certainly looking forward to this party!  Mr. Ellwood, it was considerate of you to invite us.  And, may I say, your home is quite impressive.”

 

“Yeah, it’s whopping!” said the Kid, who said no more because Heyes kicked him.

 

“My friend means your home’s beauty is unstoppable,” Heyes corrected, with a quick scowl to his partner.

 

“Uh, yeah, that’s what I was going to say,” the Kid unconvincingly said, and managed to kick Heyes as well.

 

Young Mrs. Anne-Marie Argot smiled at him.  “You’re just so right, Mr. Jones.  It’s top-notch!”

 

“Tom,” Mr. Teagarden addressed the host, “thank you for inviting us.  Trudy and I have admired the view your home provides from our own home across the lake.”

 

“But I must say, Tom,” his wife continued.  “We never realized the opulent style with which you have furnished the interior.  It’s really quite beautiful!  I heartily approve.”

 

“As do I,” actress Constance Cornwell inserted.  “I am quite comfortable here.”

 

“And – knowing Tom – this promises to be an exciting weekend!” said Phil Hanson.  He slapped the host on the back.  “Thanks for inviting me, old friend.”

 

Ellwood laughed.  “You’re always the life of the party, Phil!  But, everyone – your compliments are appreciated but unnecessary.  I built this house for comfort and comfort should be shared, right?  Shared via a party!  And I have other fun events planned for this weekend prior to the party as well.  I’m going to go check on our lunch but before I do, I’d like to explain how I know you all.  Now my neighbors all know each other, the Teagardens who live on the shore, and Professor and Anne-Marie Argot . . .” (Heyes noticed that Ellwood smiled at Mrs. Argot as he called her name.)  “ . . . who live a few minutes down the road.  Phil, you’ve probably gathered, is a lifelong friend.  We grew up together in Britain and traveled to the States as very young men, almost at the same time.  Phil and his wife and children live about 200 miles away;  his wife Christie decided to pass on my invitation because of the travelling and is staying home with the children . . .”

 

“She’s going to miss a good time!” Phil laughed.

 

Ellwood nodded in agreement.  “And this is the first time Phil’s been to my new home as well.  Mr. Beekhof . . .”  (He nodded in the direction of Aldert Beekhof.)  “Aldert is also a friend of mine, although I have not known him more than a few years.  We met on the ship as I returned from one of my trips to Europe.  Aldert and his wife were moving to the United States from Amsterdam at the time.  Poor Lotte was quite ill and was hoping for improvement with American doctors.”  Ellwood’s voice tone had changed to one of sympathy.

 

Beekhof continued the story for him.  “But it was not to be.  No money was spared for the improvement of her health and for her comfort, but she finally succumbed.  I have been a widower for a year now.”

 

“I’m very sorry,” said Constance Cornwell, convincingly sympathetic.  But, thought Briscoe, as an actress she could just be putting on an act.

 

In an effort to change the general tone, Ellwood slapped him on the back.  “I promise you a good time this weekend, Aldert!”

 

“Ja, ja!” Beekhof replied.

 

Ellwood walked over to Miss Cornwell and gallantly kissed her hand.  “And I’m sure this lovely lady needs no introduction.  Miss Cornwell is a stage actress who magnanimously has accepted my invitation to vacation in the West.  She has graced this home with her presence for a few days already, but will be leaving on Sunday with the rest of you.  Where are you off to next, Connie?”

 

“San Francisco,” she smiled, obviously grateful for the attentions of the host.  “I shall spend some time there and attend a play or two myself.  This time as a spectator, not a participant,” she added grandly in a stage voice.  Everyone laughed except Heyes.

 

“And finally, my bankers,” Ellwood said, stepping over to Heyes, Curry and Briscoe.  “Good men, all three of them.  Helping to preserve the family fortune!”

 

Teagarden nodded in grave understanding.  “So you are the financial engineers of our genial host.  How long have you been associated with Mr. Ellwood?”

 

Heyes said, ”Not long” and Briscoe said “A long time” simultaneously.  When the guests looked confused, Heyes quickly covered with, “That depends on your definition of ‘long,’ I suppose.  We’ve been with Mr. Ellwood a while.”  He snuck a peek over to Briscoe, who was studying his cigar.

 

“That’s right,” Ellwood said, slapping Heyes on the back.  Ellwood was clearly a back-slapper.  “Now I’m moving on to the kitchen to let them know it’s time to serve lunch.”  He turned and headed for a doorway.  Just before leaving, he added, “Thank you all for coming.  You have no idea how much I appreciate it!”  And he disappeared into the kitchen.  Heyes thought he saw a whitish shadow accompanying Ellwood, but when he blinked, it was gone.

PART  3

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Turns out the mansion truly was haunted.  Briscoe quickly concluded that as soon as he entered his bedroom.  The ethereal groans and growls emanating from the attic right above him convinced him an immediate powwow with Heyes was in order.

 

Heyes’s bedroom was two doors down from his, with the Kid’s in-between.  When Heyes didn’t immediately respond to his knock, Briscoe panicked.  He’s just shaving or something. He’s fine, I’m fine, everything’s fine, there’s no such thing as ghosts, he thought.  But aloud, he called, “Joshua!  Open the door!  Hurry up, damn it!”

 

Kid Curry heard the yelling from his room and stuck his head out the door to see what was wrong.  “Harry, what’s up?” 

 

“Something’s wrong with Hey . . . Joshua!  He’s not answering the door!”

 

But at that moment, Heyes did open the door.  “Harry, what’s the matter with you?  What’s all the racket about?” 

 

“Harry missed you,” the Kid laughed.  “It’s been a good – what? – two minutes?”

 

Briscoe pushed his way past Heyes and sat heavily on the bed.

 

“Harry, what’s the matter with you?  You’re shaking.  You’re white as a ghost.”  The Kid stepped in the room as well.

 

“He always looks like that,” Heyes wisecracked.

 

“No no no, boys!”  Even Harry’s voice was shaking.  “Didn’t you hear it?  Those noises?  From the attic?  Didn’t you hear them?”

 

Heyes was a little piqued at the rude interruption.  “Of course I heard them!  Probably just a couple cats in the attic is all.”

 

“Try to calm down, Harry,” the Kid consoled.

 

Empowered by a sudden new thought, Briscoe pounced on Kid Curry.  “Kid!  Did you hear those sounds?!”

 

“Sure, I heard ‘em.  Animals got in the attic is all, like Heyes said.”

 

“No no no!  I’m sure I heard a woman screaming in there, too!”

 

“Can’t be, Harry,” Heyes pointed out, “the women guests’ rooms are downstairs.  Besides, what have they got to scream about? – they’ve already met you.”

 

But Briscoe was too upset to respond.  He shook his head.  “I think you two are going deaf.  There was groaning, and . . . it sounded a little like a woman’s scream, and . . . something jumped up and down.”

 

“Uh huh, yeah.”  Heyes and Curry each grabbed one of Briscoe’s arms and led him back to his room.  “Just take it easy, Harry, and get ready for lunch.  And remember not to mention ghosts at lunch!  We’re supposed to be bankers here,” the Kid reminded him.

 

Heyes added, “And we’re right here too, Harry, to protect you.  Mr. Big Strong Detective.”  Briscoe turned his face to Heyes in appreciation and his breath came a little too close for comfort;  Heyes turned his head aside. 

 

“Thanks, fellas, thanks.  I knew I could count on . . .” was the last thing they heard Briscoe say before they shoved him in his room and closed the door.

 

In the hall in front of his own room, the Kid asked Heyes, “You think there’s something to that?”

 

“Maybe.  I heard it too.  But we’re not here to squelch any spirits, no matter what our genial host thinks;  we’re here to find a jewel thief.  And the stolen diamonds.”

 

“I don’t know . . . “

 

“Come on, Kid, you don’t really believe in ghosts, do you?  It was just cats or something.”

 

“No.  But what about that woman’s scream from the attic?”

 

“It was a lady cat.”

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Briscoe was shaken.  It took another visit from them to get him moving.

 

“Come on, Harry, let’s go!  We’ll be late for lunch!” Kid Curry urged.

 

“Sorry, boys.  I’m just a little rattled.”

 

“I thought you weren’t afraid of ghosts,” the Kid admonished.

 

“I’m not!  I don’t even believe in them!  But . . . those unearthly sounds . . .”  Briscoe’s voice trailed off.

 

“Leave him, Kid,” said Heyes.  “You and I will go down to lunch without him.”

 

Briscoe jumped up.  “And leave me here alone?  Oh no, you don’t!”

 

Lunch was served on the side patio.  This allowed the guests the opportunity to enjoy views of the lake and the mansion, as well as the woods behind them.  A table for eleven was arranged, with Ellwood the host at the head.

 

Heyes, Curry and Briscoe were the last to arrive.  They walked in on a conversation between Ellwood and the Dutch man, Beekhof.  Apparently Beekhof had just inquired about the chef.

 

“Cookie?” said Ellwood.  “Yes, he’s very good, isn’t he?”

 

 “Coincidence that?   The cook’s name is Cookie?”  Beekhof was amused. 

 

Ellwood laughed, also.  “No no, I think his real name is Durand or something.”

 

“You Americans and you English with your nicknames!”  Everyone laughed.

 

“I doubt if you’ll even see him while you’re here,” Ellwood continued.  “He’s very serious about his work and usually stays in the kitchen.  Now Maggie here is his assistant and she will be serving your meals.”  He pointed to the young woman attending the table.  She was the same one who had served the sherry prior to lunch.

 

“Maggie, you’re quite lovely,” Beekhof said, as a father might compliment his daughter.  Maggie blushed.

 

“Yes, she certainly is,” said Ellwood’s friend Hanson, with a distinct unfatherly tone to his voice.  Heyes and Curry caught the quick chastising look Ellwood cast at his friend.

 

Tom Ellwood continued, “Don’t hesitate to ask Maggie if you need anything.  Or Wethersby either.  He’s the butler who will be attending you as well.  Been with me for a while now.  Quite dependable.”

 

Apparently properly scolded, Hanson said, “Yes, Wethersby’s a reliable chap.  Known him for years.  Staunch, very professional.”

 

Ellwood then led the luncheon conversation in a few interesting directions, one of which was the short history of the house they were in.  Since every guest made some remark about the beauty or opulence of the home, Ellwood hastened to point out that many of the furnishings had been shipped from England when his parents had passed on.  “Old money” was implied, which made Heyes and Curry remember Briscoe’s earlier remark that “new” money was what Ellwood had.  Since the host was only in his late 30s, it was probably “old” money that was actually involved.  Briscoe maybe, just maybe, could be wrong, Heyes thought to himself with a grin.  A quick glance at the Kid found him grinning also.

 

Prof. Argot and his wife Anne-Marie were active participants wherever the conversation led.   As a professor and author, he was anxious to ‘show off’ (Kid Curry’s term) his elocution (Heyes’s term) skills, and his wife just seemed to want everyone to notice her.  Her skills seemed to lie solely in the area of flirting (both Heyes’s and the Kid’s term).

 

Ellwood, as the host, was of course the common denominator of the group, although Prof. and Mrs. Argot and Trevor and Trudy Teagarden had a passing acquaintance with each other.  Both couples were neighbors of Ellwood’s, the Teagardens living just across the lake, and the Argots living a couple miles away.   Mr. Teagarden was quite wealthy, Heyes determined when listening to the man speak of his own mansion.  Clearly he married his younger wife for her beauty, and she married him for his money.  Nonetheless, he looked at her often with what probably passed for love in his eyes.  Most likely Trudy was his one weak spot.  When Teagarden spoke of his rapid rise through the business world, both Briscoe and Trudy lost interest.  Heyes did a much better job paying attention to the things the guests said than Briscoe did.

 

Constance Cornwell, an elegant woman in her late 40s, was less inclined to participate in conversations but politely answered any questions directed to her.  She confirmed what Ellwood had said when introducing her.  Briscoe and Aldert Beekhof hung on her every word.

 

When Heyes, Curry and Briscoe were asked banking questions, Heyes did most of the talking.  He did a good job of faking it.   The Silver Tongue at work, thought Kid Curry, and probably Briscoe as well.

 

Although the luncheon fare was simple compared to what dinner no doubt promised to be, the variety of salads, breads, autumn fruits and freshly-caught lake fish proved unbeatable and compliments to the chef abounded.  When questioned by Trevor Teagarden, the butler explained that apart from himself and the chef, the only other live-in assistant was Maggie.  The remainder of the staff was ferried in from the mainland each day.

 

Before the dishes would be cleared away by Maggie, the guests decided to move indoors to the solarium for coffee.  Storm clouds on the horizon squelched the invitation that Anne-Marie Argot made to the crowd (mostly the male guests, Heyes and the Kid noticed) to join her for a walk in the woods. 

 

As the guests were settling in the seats they had previously occupied, Miss Cornwell said, “Well, that’s odd!  My gloves are missing!  I distinctly remember leaving them right here!”

 

“Could these be them?” Beekhof asked, gallantly handing the gloves back to their owner.  “I found them sitting over here on this table.”

 

“Why, yes, they are!”  Miss Cornwell was confused.  “I know I didn’t put them there!  But – no matter – thank you, Mr. Beekhof!” 

 

Aldert Beekhof blushed.  “Aldert, please!”

 

“You’re not the only one,” said Prof. Argot.  “I left my pipe and tobacco right here, and now they are missing!”  He turned to his wife.  “I suppose you hid them?”

 

“I didn’t touch them, but I’m glad they’re gone.  Ugh!”  Anne-Marie made a face.  “That stinky pipe!”

 

Ellwood noted, “I remember seeing a pipe and tobacco pouch on the sideboard near the breezeway.  I don’t smoke, so maybe those are yours.  Wethersby, would you fetch them, please?”

 

Trudy Teagarden let out a little yelp.  “My brooch!  It’s missing!  Trevor, my brooch is missing!”  She reached for her husband and he put his arm around her.  Heyes, Curry and particularly Briscoe sprang to immediate attention.

 

“When did you have it last, dear?” Teagarden asked his wife.

 

“I had it at lunch!”

 

“Yes,” said Miss Cornwell.  “I remember seeing her wear it then.”

 

“Perhaps it fell off as we came inside,” soothed Ellwood.  “When he returns, I’ll have Wethersby search for it.”

 

Properly soothed by the crowd, Mrs. Teagarden waved her arm.  “No, no, don’t go to any bother.  I have others!”  (This comment was startling enough to cause Briscoe to pay attention to the reactions of everyone there.  A jewel thief, after all, would love to hear something like that.  But, unfortunately, everyone reacted.)  Trudy Teagarden also noticed the reactions and laughed.  “I just meant that I have copies at home.  Those diamonds weren’t real!  Heavens, no!  I keep all my real jewelry locked away in a safe somewhere!”

 

Off property!”  Mr. Teagarden warned the crowd.  Just in case, apparently.  This led to a general discussion of jewelry as an investment.  In a short while, Wethersby returned with the pipe for the grateful Prof. Argot. 

 

“Wethersby,” asked Ellwood.  “Did you happen to see a brooch lying anywhere?”

 

“No, sir,” the butler responded.  He stepped closer to Ellwood and lowered his voice.  “I overheard your conversation and did search for it.  It was nowhere to be found.  However, sir, I did find something else rather peculiar.”

 

“What’s that?”

 

“Miss Maggie is in the kitchen making coffee and has not had yet the chance to clear the dishes from the luncheon table.”

 

“So?’

 

“I looked at the table, sir, and noticed that it is clean!  Not a dish left on it!”

PART  4

 

“Don’t say anything to the guests about the clean table,” Ellwood told his butler surreptitiously.  “It’s that damn spirit acting up again.”

 

“Yes sir.   At least this time it did something useful.”

 

“I didn’t tell you, Wethersby,” said Ellwood, looking around to make sure no one else could hear him, “but those guys posing as bankers are really from Spirit Squelchers.”

 

“Sir?”

 

“They get rid of ghosts.  Things like that.  Three of them came so let’s hope they can do some good.  I don’t need my guests exposed to any more nonsense like their things getting moved.”

 

“And jewelry disappearing!”

 

“Uh . . . right, right.  Remember, now – keep it to yourself.”

 

Maggie came up to Ellwood.  “Sir?  The dishes . . . “

 

“I know, Maggie, I know.  They’re probably clean and put away.”

 

“They are, sir.”

 

“It’s that damn pesky ghost again.  Just don’t upset the guests – they don’t have to know about it.”

 

“No sir.”

 

And then the storm hit.  All through lunch the group had watched the clouds moving in from the distance.  Everyone was safely in the solarium when the thunder and rain started.  There was some wind, too.  Enough to make everyone grateful they were dry and comfortable.

 

Wethersby left to close any windows open in the house.  Miss Cornwell had been standing at one of the solarium windows when the rain started, and she herself magnanimously volunteered to close the solarium windows.  Each was too heavy for her to manage, however, and Mr. Beekhof was only too happy to assist her.  When the wind picked up and it suddenly started raining in, Prof. Argot also jumped up and together the three of them managed to close the last large window just in time.

 

“Did anyone see that?” he asked as the other two were returning to their chairs.  He seemed confused.

 

“See what, Professor?” Miss Cornwell inquired.

 

He scratched his head.  “I could have sworn I saw a sort of . . . I don’t know . . . maybe a shadow?  Or a . . . a white shadow?  I’m not sure how to describe it.”

 

His teen-age wife skipped over to him and grabbed his hand.  “My husband at a loss for words?” she said gaily.  “That’s a first!”  She laughed and so did a few others.

 

But the Professor just shook his head.  “Sorry, darling.  I saw something.  I don’t know . . . it must have been the wine.  Yes, that’s it, surely the wine.”

 

Anne-Marie Argot rubbed her husband’s head and pouted with her red lips and generally made a silly fuss over him, which made Phil Hanson and Kid Curry and who knows who else jealous.

 

In a little while, the host returned, followed by Maggie.  They were carrying a coffee urn, several cups and accessories, and a tray of cookies.

 

“Everything all right?” inquired Trudy Teagarden.

 

“Yes, everything’s fine,” Ellwood said happily.  “Got everything all secured.  No problems. This rainy weather is unfortunate since I planned on some outdoor activities this afternoon.  But – no matter.  We have games we can play indoors.”  He spread his arms and pointed out his elegant chess table, and, near it, a table set up for backgammon.  “Connie?” he continued.  “I have the feeling you’ll find better competition than me for chess today.”  He turned to the crowd.  “Whoever has the courage, I have to tell you – she’s beaten me every game this week!”

 

Mr. Beekhof went over to Miss Cornwell and held out his hand.  “I would be very pleased if you would honor me with a game of chess,” he said to her.  She grandly nodded and the two of them ventured to the chess table.

 

“And backgammon’s definitely my game,” said Trevor Teagarden.  He held out his hand to his wife Trudy.  “My dear?”

 

“No, dear,” she replied.  “I’m not really in the mood for backgammon today.  You win way too often.”

 

 Harry Briscoe jumped up so quickly he startled Heyes.  “Backgammon happens to be my game,” he announced.  Before he retired to the backgammon table, he turned to Heyes and whispered, “Here’s my chance to interrogate the rich guy.  Watch the master at work!”  Heyes rolled his eyes.

 

Teagarden sat down opposite him and rubbed his hands together.  “Excellent, Mr. Briscoe!  Always enjoy annihilating a stalwart of the banking institution!”  A quick image of an annihilated Harry Briscoe crossed Heyes’s mind and he smiled. 

 

“Sorry, but I don’t think I have any other board games,” Ellwood apologized.

 

“Anyone for a game of whist?” Heyes ventured.  “Or poker?” said the Kid.  But no one seemed interested in cards.

 

“I know!” gushed Anne-Marie Argot.  “Let’s play some parlor games!  They’re such fun!”

 

The remaining men probably did not think parlor games were ‘such fun,’ but something about the enthusiastic bouncy way Mrs. Argot said everything with her rouged lips enticed them to want to participate in any game of her choosing.

 

“All right!  Very good, Anne-Marie!  What did you have in mind?”  Ellwood tried to keep her enthusiasm going.

 

“How about ‘Graces?’  Oh no, wait – that’s a girl’s game.”  She put her finger to her pouty lips and this apparently helped her to come up with another choice.  “How about ‘Blindman’s Bluff?’”

 

“No, I don’t think so.”  Kid Curry had no intention of being blindfolded in a roomful of strangers.  Heyes understood and smiled gently.

 

This caused an actual true pout on Mrs. Argot’s part, which the men thoroughly enjoyed.  “Well, then,” she said, at only a momentary loss, “how about ‘Lookabout'?’”

 

“I’m afraid I don’t know that game,” said Phil Hanson, but he quickly added, “but I’m willing to play.  Whatever it is!”

 

“I’m unfamiliar with it as well,” said Mrs. Teagarden.  “Anne-Marie, how is it played?”

 

“Well, you take an object in the room . . .”  She looked around.  “Like this doily here.  And everyone leaves the room except for one person, and that person hides the object.  And then everyone comes back and looks all over the room for it.  And the person who finds it wins something!”

 

“What do they win?” Heyes asked.

 

“Well, uh . . . “ Mrs. Argot looked to her host.

 

“I’ll tell you what,” Ellwood said.  Maggie had been disbursing coffee all around the room and was about to start with the cookies.  Ellwood grabbed the tray of cookies from her.  “Why don’t we say that everyone gets just one cookie, but whoever finds the object gets to have as many as they want?”

 

Mrs. Argot clapped her teenage hands.  “Oh, goody!  I like that!”

 

“All right, everyone?”  Ellwood tried to get some enthusiasm going.

 

Heyes and Curry looked at each other and shrugged.  “All right.”  “Fine.”  Everyone else replied in the affirmative.  “Who starts, Anne-Marie?” Ellwood asked.

 

“Why, the host always starts!” she said.

 

“But that means that I don’t get a chance to win and get all the cookies!”

 

“Silly you!”  Anne-Marie Argot, pouty lips, bouncy curls (etc.) and all, playfully tapped Ellwood on the chest, causing all the men to envy him.  “Why, you live here!  You can have cookies any time!”

 

He laughed.  “I suppose that’s true.  All right, what shall the item be?  Let’s see . . . how about this bowl here?  It’s never used, so it’s clean, and it should be easy to find.”

 

Everyone agreed that the bowl was a great idea.  They all left the room, leaving behind only Ellwood,  Maggie, and the four people who were deeply involved in their board games.  Ellwood asked Maggie to arrange the cookies on a table with some kind of bow so they would look like a prize.  She removed a bow from a vase of flowers and put it on top of the cookie tray.  Ellwood looked around for a good hiding place for the bowl and decided that hiding it within a fold of one of the draperies would work well.  When he had finished, he called the group back in, and he and Maggie had fun watching everyone search.

 

The cookies were a good impetus for Kid Curry, but Heyes was more focused.  He used his “search” time to inspect drawers, paperwork, and anything that looked like it might lead to the recovery of the stolen jewels.  The others clearly were having a better time than they had expected.  Prof. and Anne-Marie Argot laughed a lot, and so did Trudy Teagarden.  Phil Hanson was the most aggressive and it was he who found the bowl.  “I win!” he declared loudly.  He set it on a chair and made his way to the cookie prize.  The winner declared, Maggie left the room and, just a moment later, she was heard screaming.

 

Led by Ellwood, the games participants all ran into the next room to see what the trouble was.  Maggie was standing just inside the doorway, pointing at the dining room table.  On top of the table was the bowl that had just been in the solarium a moment ago.  And on top of the bowl, which was inverted, was the doily that Anne-Marie Argot had returned to its place in the solarium.  And on top of the doily was Trudy Teagarden’s missing brooch, tied up in the ribbon that had made up the bow!

Anne-Marie Argot clapped happily.  “What fun!  What fun!” she said repeatedly.

 

The other women looked confused at first and then they too started laughing.  So did Prof. Argot, Mr. Beekhof, Kid Curry and Harry Briscoe.  Hannibal Heyes, Phil Hanson and Trevor Teagarden looked to their host for guidance.

 

“However did you do it, Tom?” said Trudy Teagarden, laughing.

 

“A magnificent parlor trick,” Miss Cornwell added.  “I’ve not seen anything this convincing even on the stage!”

 

Unwilling to admit the possibility of spirits within his majestic premises, Tom Ellwood merely cleared his throat and said, “Well, I did promise you a weekend of surprises!  I’ll never tell!”

 

Mrs. Teagarden removed the brooch from the ribbon and attached it to her dress.  “So that’s why my little bauble disappeared!  You needed it for the game.  Tom, you’re such a scamp!”

 

Phil Hanson looked skeptical.  “Amazing,” he said unconvincingly.  He turned his face away from the crowd and whispered to his friend the host, “I see you found the brooch.”

 

Ellwood ignored him.  Heyes missed none of this.  Briscoe missed most of it.

 

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The rest of the afternoon was spent playing a variety of parlor games.  Mr. Beekhof and Miss Cornwell spent the entire afternoon at the chess board.  Mr. Teagarden complained of a headache and went up to his room for a nap.  His place at the backgammon board was taken by Prof. Argot, and Briscoe yielded his place to Ellwood.  The wind and rain continued to pound the house, but it was solidly built and the multiple fireplaces kept it quite comfortable.

 

By late afternoon, Ellwood suggested that everyone prepare for dinner.  Cookie had prepared a formal dinner, he said, so he suggested formal dress for all who had brought some.  Everyone returned to their rooms to prepare for dinner.

 

As Heyes, Curry and Briscoe were about to enter their rooms, they heard a sudden loud noise right above them.  In an instant, Kid Curry pulled his gun.  The three of them looked up at the hall ceiling.  Heyes aimed his gun also.  Briscoe froze.

 

The Kid indicated a door at the end of the hall.  “Think that’s the door to the attic?”

 

“Yeah,” said Heyes.  Guns drawn, the two of them headed over to it.  Suddenly realizing he was standing alone, Briscoe also drew his gun and followed them.  Closely.

 

Heyes stood on one side of the door and Curry on the other.  They nodded to each other, then Heyes suddenly pulled the door open.  Curry stepped through the doorway, gun first.  The light from the hall was sufficient to only allow him to see the first few steps.  “Harry,” Heyes whispered, “get the lamp from my room.  We need more light.”

 

“Uh . . . “

 

“Harry!  Now!”

 

Briscoe was doing mental calculations as to which was more dangerous, a ghost or an angry Kid Curry and Hannibal Heyes.  Kid Curry’s gun won and Briscoe hurried to Heyes’s room to get the lighted lamp.

 

The three of them ventured up the stairs, Heyes leading with the light and Briscoe, unsurprisingly, trailing.  The storm was continuing in its fury and the noise was particularly loud in the attic.

 

Holding the light aloft, they searched the attic as far as they could see.  All three of them expected to find a variety of old furniture, knickknacks, and dust.  But since the house was only recently built, there wasn’t much up there except for leftover building materials.

 

There was a solid floor, so Heyes walked around to investigate.  “Look here,” he said.  “This bundle of boards lying here looks like it was leaning against the wall.  That’s probably what we heard when it fell over.”

 

“What made it fall over?” Briscoe asked shakily.

 

“The storm, Harry!  Probably shaking the house a little. That’s all, not a ghost!  Let’s look further.”

 

“I think we’ve seen enough!” Briscoe suggested.

 

Heyes smiled slyly.  “What’s the matter, Harry?  Afraid we’ll find that screaming woman you heard?”

 

“Well . . . no.  Well . . . yes.”

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The Kid put his arm on Briscoe’s shoulder.  “Don’t worry, Harry.  We’re right here with you,” he said with a snicker.

 

“Sure, but you guys aren’t afraid of anything.  You’re not human!”

 

Heyes continued forward through the attic, and therefore so did the light.  “Are you suggesting we’re ghosts, Harry?” he asked eerily.  The Kid made a ghostly noise for effect.

 

“No, but there’s ghosts here in this house!  I’ve seen ‘em, you’ve seen ‘em, Professor Argot’s seen ‘em.  They’re here, all right!  And what about that missing brooch suddenly showing up?  And that bowl!  I myself saw it sitting in the solarium and then I walked into the dining room and there it was!  And the bow and everything!  And the brooch right on top!”

 

“Just a parlor trick,” said the Kid.  “Just like Miss Cornwell suggested.”  He continued to push Briscoe forward to keep up with Heyes.

 

“Not a chance!  There’s no human way that bowl could have gotten past everyone without us seeing it.  Flying or something.”

 

Heyes stopped and looked back at Briscoe with disdain.  “Harry, you’re a detective – think about it!  See if you can come up with a way that could have happened.”

 

Briscoe looked at the floor but there were no answers there.  “Well . . . maybe . . . No, it had to be a ghost!”

 

Kid Curry was starting to feel sorry for the detective.  “It really was a parlor trick, Harry.  Ellwood did it.  Maggie probably helped.  When everyone was in the solarium looking for the hidden bowl, one of them took a bowl that looked just like it and arranged it on the table in the next room.  Maggie screams, we all run in there and – voila! – we all think ghosts!  And while we’re in the dining room, Ellwood took the original bowl and put it out of sight.  He arranged it all for our entertainment.”

 

Briscoe shook his head.  “I’m not so sure, Kid.  I saw his face when it was discovered.  He was just as surprised as everybody else.”

 

“All right, you think what you want, Harry.  Come on, Heyes, we’ve seen enough.  Let’s go get ready for the meal.”  The Kid nodded to Heyes and the three of them went back down to their rooms. 

 

As Heyes was entering his bedroom, Briscoe grabbed Curry and pushed them all inside. He shut the door behind them.

 

“What’s going on, Harry?” asked the Kid.

 

“Boys, this is a good time to compare notes.  Find out what we’ve all discovered.  I don’t know about the two of you, but I’ve found out a whole lot of things!”

 

“What could you possibly have discovered playing backgammon all afternoon?” Heyes asked, the contempt in his voice unconcealed.

 

Harry sat on the bed and spent some time lighting his cigar, for effect.  “For one thing,” he said, “that Mr. Trevor Teagarden is verrrrrrry interesting!  He’s a little too rich for just a businessman, if you ask me.  Self-made, he says.  Lumber, silver, investments, he says.  Got a beautiful wife lots younger than him, and a house full of statues and paintings, he says.”

 

The Kid was becoming mildly interested.  “You thinking he’s the jewel thief?”

 

“Well, now, boys, the thought did cross my mind.  We talked about business for a while . . . and, I got to tell you, I’m not convinced he’s a businessman at all!  Every time I brought up lumber or silver, he changed the subject.  Wanted to talk about me!  I don’t think he knows anything about lumber or silver like he says.”

 

The Kid laughed.  “And now he’s probably not convinced you’re a banker!”

 

“Maybe.  But I’m not a jewel thief!”

 

Seeing he had their attention, Briscoe continued smugly. “Do you know what I found out by listening in on everyone?”

 

Heyes was not about to be baited.  “Of course.”

 

“What do you mean?!”

 

“You’re not the only one with ears, Harry.”

 

“All right, Smarty, what did you find out?”

“The Kid’s right - they know you’re not a banker.  They’re considering other possibilities.  Chimney sweep was the leading favorite, last I heard.  ‘Detective’ was never mentioned.”

 

Harry Briscoe, for all his bad points, had some redeeming ones as well.  In this case, he actually recognized he was being toyed with.  “Ha ha, boys.”

 

Heyes suddenly got serious.  “There’s something you should know.  That brooch that Mrs. Teagarden said wasn’t real?  I got a good look at it.  It’s got real diamonds in it, all right, and I’m guessing it’s worth over $10,000.  And that’s only one of several she was wearing!”

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The three of them were ready at about the same time so they went down the stairs together.

 

“Harry, you finally convinced there aren’t ghosts?” Heyes asked.

 

“I don’t know.  Anyhow, I feel a little better about it after seeing that empty attic.  But I’m still keeping an . . . open mind!”

 

Heyes magnanimously passed up the golden opportunity that remark presented.  Kid Curry said, “And the beds sure are soft.  You’ll sleep good tonight, Harry.”

​

“I always sleep like a top, boys!”

 

“Well, Harry,” Heyes said.  “Maybe tonight you’ll be spinning!”

​

 

​

Dinner consisted of several courses, beginning with consommé and crab cakes and ending with an elegant hot dessert which Wethersby first touched a long match to and then, when the applause had died down, poured a sweet sauce over.

 

Each course also included a special applicable wine, and by the time the guests pushed away from the table, they were sated and talkative.  They retired to the solarium once again, for the most part returning to their previous seating arrangement.  The wind continued to whip the rain at the windows.  The draperies did not close over the tall windows, and watching the rain produced a hypnotic effect.

 

Ellwood stood by the piano and said, “I had hired a pianist from town to come entertain us this evening, but the boatman apparently doesn’t feel it’s safe to bring the boat over now.  I don’t blame him; when the wind and rain whip up like this, the lake is unpredictable.  I don’t want anyone getting hurt.  So I’m afraid you’ll have to put up with my playing instead!  And I’m not very good!”  He laughed and sat down at the piano.  “Unless anyone else wants to volunteer . . .?”  He looked endearingly at the crowd. 

 

Heyes knew that Briscoe could play the piano.  When Briscoe, a natural attention-seeker, did not speak up, Heyes was proud of him;  Briscoe apparently remembered it was more important to spend his time looking for clues to the stolen diamonds.

 

Trudy Teagarden, however, did speak up.  “Tom, I play.  I have taken lessons for years.  But I’m not very talented.”  She looked shyly at her husband.

 

For the first time, Trevor Teagarden smiled.  “Go on,” he encouraged her.  “You underestimate yourself, my dear.  Your playing is entrancing.”  A modest round of applause produced the desired effect;  Mrs. Teagarden and Thomas Ellwood sat at the piano together and played a duet.  They both played better than they had indicated and the crowd was pleased.  The continuing applause prompted them to play several selections.  It also allowed Briscoe and Heyes to slip out unnoticed and investigate the rooms on the first floor they had not yet seen.

 

When Briscoe’s search in a parlor was discovered by the butler, Wethersby inquired as to Mr. Briscoe’s loss. 

 

“Uh, just looking for my cigars, Wethersby.  That’s all.  My cigars.”

 

The butler nodded to the detective.  “Perhaps, sir, the ones in your jacket pocket will do nicely.”

 

Briscoe looked down and, sure enough, six cigars were sticking out plain as day.  “Oh, ha ha!  There they are!  Silly me!”

 

“Yes sir,” Wethersby said stiffly.

 

Briscoe returned to the solarium.  Maybe next time he could lose his matches.

 

*    *    *

​

Ellwood thanked Trudy Teagarden for her willingness to entertain the guests.  He asked Wethersby to serve the cognac and then moved into the crowd as everyone began to mingle. 

 

By this time, Heyes had returned.  He had searched everywhere he could think of where diamonds might be hidden on the first floor.  He congregated by his friends and shrugged his shoulders.  “Harry, any luck?”

 

“No, me neither.”

 

“What next?” inquired the Kid.

 

“They’d probably be in a bedroom anyhow,” said Heyes.  “We’re going to have to wait until morning when everyone has come down for breakfast before we start searching rooms.  With Wethersby serving cognac, half the guests are already nodding off, liable to go upstairs at any time.”

 

“And that’s another thing,” said the Kid, a little miffed, “how come our bedrooms are on the third floor?  All the guests, and Ellwood too, have their rooms on the second floor, but we’re on the third floor!  How come?”

 

“We’re Spirit Squelchers, remember?” said Heyes.  “Those sounds in the attic, you know.  We’re closer to them that way.”

 

Briscoe shivered.

 

“Quite right, Mr. Smith,” said Ellwood, who seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.  Heyes wondered how much of their conversation he might have overheard.  Ellwood looked around to ascertain that no one was close enough to hear what the four of them had to say.  “Mr. Briscoe, have you anything to report yet?  Any ghosts eliminated?”

 

In his usual eloquent fashion, Briscoe said, “Well . . .”

 

Heyes came to his rescue.  “Mr. Ellwood, we investigated the attic and discovered the source of at least one of the noises – a very earthly explanation.  We’ve also inconspicuously spent some time on this floor and so far we have found nothing unusual.”  He smiled.

 

“It – or they – are still here though.  Argot saw it.  Wethersby and Maggie and Cookie and I see it all the time.  Gentlemen, I want these spirits eliminated!”

 

“Mr. Ellwood . . .”

 

“Oh, and there’s another thing!” Ellwood continued.  “That little fiasco in the dining room this afternoon?  I didn’t do that, you know!  You can thank our invisible troublemaker for that!  I don’t need it stealing any more of my guests’ belongings and then displaying them on the dining room table!”

 

Brisco suddenly paled.  Both Heyes and Curry grabbed him to keep him upright.

 

“Make a plan, gentlemen!  I don’t care what you do, but get rid of these ghosts!

 

As soon as he finished saying this, one of the women screamed.  Everyone turned to look at Trudy Teagarden, who was pointing to the large window with one hand, her other hand covering her mouth.

 

“Dear God in Heaven,” said Prof. Argot.  Mr. Beekhof uttered something in Dutch.  Anne-Marie Argot grabbed her husband and buried her face in his jacket.  Miss Cornwell stood slowly and regally and announced theatrically, “It’s truly a ghost!” 

 

Ellwood took a step forward.  Briscoe tried to take a step back, but his restrainers prevented that.

 

Everyone (even Anne-Marie Argot, who clung tightly to her husband), watched as a translucent white spirit floated gracefully throughout the room, circling just above the crowd and then disappearing through the window to the outside.

 

“Dear God in Heaven,” Prof. Argot repeated.  Mr. Beekhof went over to Miss Cornwell and inquired as to her well-being.  Mr. Teagarden did the same with his wife.  Phil stepped over to Ellwood and said, “What the hell?” to his friend.

 

The denial of spirits in the house was undeniably becoming less plausible.   Ellwood looked to Briscoe and said quietly but sternly, “Well, Briscoe? There it is!  Get rid of it!”

 

Briscoe was in no shape to get rid of anything, with the possible exception of the meal he’d just consumed.  Heyes made a slight attempt at humor. “He already did, Mr. Ellwood.  It’s outside!”

 

Ellwood glowered at him.  “Do something!”

 

The Kid looked at his partner.  Although he didn’t say anything, what-should-we-do? was evident in his eyes.  Heyes shrugged.

 

Kid Curry took charge.  He and Heyes sat Briscoe safely down in a chair.  “I’m going out there, take a look around,” said the Kid.

 

“Good!” said Ellwood.  “Go out the side door.  Take one of the slickers so you won’t get too wet.  Go!”

 

Heyes and Curry exchanged a look.  Heyes knew the Kid was just going through the motions and felt helpless.  But he felt just as helpless.  He watched as the Kid checked his gun and then left for the side door.

 

The crowd heard the door open and the wind push rain in before it was closed.  The last thing Kid Curry heard before he stepped out into the cold wet unpleasant dark night was Hannibal Heyes saying, “Will someone help me with Mr. Briscoe here?  I think something he ate disagreed with him.”

PART 5

 

“How about some more cognac?” Ellwood suggested brightly, going around to refill everyone’s glass in an attempt to soothe their nerves following the appearance of the spectre.

 

When he got around to Heyes and offered the cognac bottle, Heyes shook his head, saying, “No, thank you. I think I’ll take Mr. Briscoe up to his room for a rest.” 

 

They both looked at Briscoe, who was visibly trembling, his gaze fixed rigidly on the window through which the apparition had departed, his face almost as white as the spirit itself.

 

“Probably a good idea,” agreed Ellwood.  “Wethersby can help you.”

 

“That won’t be necessary, I can manage,” said Heyes, who was intending to search some of the second floor guest rooms while the guests were occupied down here.

 

“As you wish.”  Ellwood turned back to the remaining guests while Heyes hauled Briscoe out of the chair and propelled him towards the door.

 

As they left the room, Heyes heard Ellwood say, “I’m glad everyone’s enjoying my Halloween entertainments.  Now, Trudy, my dear, why don’t you entertain us some more with another piano piece . . .”

 

“Can you h-honestly tell me . . .  that wasn’t a g-ghost?” stuttered Briscoe as Heyes urged him up the stairs.

 

“It was a pretty good parlour trick, I admit, but that’s all it was, Harry.  A trick.”

 

“But, you could see right through it, and it . . . flew . . . around the room . . . and out through the window.  Can you tell me a parlour trick that can achieve that?”

 

“I don’t know, Harry, but it has to be a trick. There ain’t no such thing as ghosts,” said Heyes as they arrived at Briscoe’s room.  Heyes led him inside and sat him down in an armchair by the side of the bed.  “Now, you just relax here. I’m going to check out the second floor rooms while everyone’s occupied downstairs.”

 

“Oh, no!”  Briscoe got hurriedly to his feet, shaking his head. “If you think I’m staying here on my own you’ve got another think coming.”

 

Heyes sighed exasperatedly.  “All right, but keep quiet and don’t disturb anything.”

 

Quietly, they went back down to the second floor where Heyes decided to put a somewhat fearful Briscoe on guard at the top of the staircase, to listen for any of the guests coming back up, rather than have him following him around the rooms while he searched and getting under his feet.

 

“But what if the ghost comes back?” Briscoe asked anxiously.

 

“It’s not the ghost you have to worry about, Harry. It’s someone coming upstairs and catching us searching their rooms you need to be afraid of.  A ghost can’t hurt you, but they can. Now, just stand here and keep your ears open and if you hear anyone coming up, you come get me – quietly! –  and we’ll head back upstairs before they find us.  O.K?”

 

Briscoe nodded and Heyes had to fight to keep the smirk of amusement off his face when he saw him physically trembling as his eyes scanned the corridor and the ceiling for any sign of the mysterious white apparition.  “I don’t think you’ll see too many of the guests on the ceiling, Harry!”

 

With a wry shake of his head Heyes entered the first room, looking through closets, drawers, wardrobes and any other personal items where one might hide diamonds – hat boxes, jewelry boxes, luggage - but drew a blank, as he did in every other room he searched.

 

He was just finishing searching the last room when Briscoe appeared in the doorway looking agitated.  “I hear voices getting near,” he whispered.

 

Heyes quickly replaced the bag he was searching, and then he and Briscoe swiftly made their exit and hurried back upstairs to their own rooms before they could be discovered.

 

On entering the Kid’s room Heyes was somewhat perplexed to find him not yet returned.  He checked his watch.  Ten thirty.  It had been more than an hour since he’d gone outside to look around.  He ought to be back by now.

 

Heyes crossed to the window and pulled back the curtain to look out.  The storm was still raging outside, rain lashing the window, the trees at the edge of the lake twisting and bending under the force of the wind.

 

Returning to Briscoe’s room, he found him seated in the armchair, the bed quilt wrapped around him, swigging whisky from a hip flask.  He jumped as Heyes entered the room, a frown creasing his brow.

 

“The Kid’s not back yet.”

 

“He’s probably searching for clues . . .” Briscoe offered weakly.

 

“In this weather?” Heyes shook his head.

 

“Perhaps he took shelter somewhere, waiting for the rain to ease off?” Briscoe suggested.

 

Heyes gave him a withering look that caused Briscoe to give him a helpless shrug.  “Well, he can’t be far away.  I’m sure he’ll be back soon,” he suggested hopefully.

 

Heyes just glared at him.

 

By midnight, there was still no sign of Kid Curry and Heyes was worried.  Against his better judgment, he decided to go out and look for him.  Creeping quietly downstairs, he took one of the slickers from the hall closet and quietly let himself out of the side door.

 

The wind almost took his breath away once he stepped outside and, even with the slicker, the rain soon trickled down his neck, making him miserable.

 

He searched the patio area and then ventured further into the grounds where he could safely call his friend’s name without being heard by anyone inside. But his calls went unanswered, and in the dark and the driving rain he could barely see more than a yard in front of him.  After half an hour of fruitless searching, he reluctantly headed back to the house.

 

After hanging up the slicker, he headed up to Briscoe’s room, wiping rainwater off his face with his sleeve as he went.  Briscoe was sitting in bed now, in his nightshirt, the covers pulled up to his neck, obviously too afraid of a ghostly return visit to sleep.

 

“I’ve been out to look for him, but I can’t find a sign of him anywhere,” snapped Heyes, ignoring Briscoe’s demeanor.  “Something must have happened to him.   But what?”

 

Briscoe shrugged, at a loss for any kind of credible explanation, while Heyes paced the room agitatedly.  Shaking his head, Heyes gave a frustrated groan before turning to look at Briscoe and pointing an accusing finger in his direction, his dark eyes menacing.

 

“You’d better pray he’s okay. Because, if he ain’t, you’ll have more than some ghost to be afraid of . . .” he growled, before turning on his heel and striding out of the room, leaving Briscoe staring fearfully at the door.  Like everyone, he’d heard the stories that abounded about the former outlaws, and how ruthless they could be, and he didn’t relish being on the receiving end of Heyes’ wrath should some misfortune have befallen his friend.

 

*    *    *

​

Briscoe was awakened at first light by a knock at his door.  Getting out of bed, he crossed to open the door a fraction and was almost knocked off his feet as an agitated Hannibal Heyes pushed his way into the room.

 

“Is he. . . back?” Briscoe asked anxiously.

 

“No!” snapped Heyes.  “Get dressed. You can help me look for him now that it’s light.”

 

Briscoe considered protesting about going out into a storm at this ungodly hour, but bit it back as he met the ominous look in Heyes’ eyes.  He hastily pulled on his clothes.​

 

Together they headed quietly downstairs, so as not to disturb the still sleeping guests, and let themselves out the side door.  The rain had stopped, temporarily, but the sky was heavy with storm clouds, indicating that it would start again soon, and the wind still blew strongly.

 

Briscoe shivered at the chill wind, as Heyes said, “I checked the grounds last night.  Let’s look in that copse over there.” He pointed to the trees at the west side of the house.

 

With a nod, Briscoe obediently followed Heyes across to the copse.   They split up and began a search of the undergrowth down as far as the edge of the lake before circling back towards the house, meeting on the patio.

 

At Heyes’ questioning look, Briscoe shook his head.  “Nothing.”

 

Turning away, Heyes raked his hands up through his hair, shaking his head in bewilderment.  “This is crazy,” he said as he crossed to the wall around the edge of the patio.  “People don’t just vanish into thin air.”

 

Spreading his hands on the top of the wall, he stared anxiously across the lake, trying to dismiss the thought that had crept into his mind -  that someone had killed the Kid and thrown his body into the water.

 

With a despairing sigh, he bowed his head, and then did a double take.  The patio was raised several feet above the grounds, with a stone staircase in the middle that led down to them and, as Heyes bowed his head, his eyes fell on the Kid’s motionless form lying at the base of the patio wall, ten feet to his left, partially hidden by some bushes.

 

“Kid!” he gasped, pushing away from the wall and bounding down the steps to get to him.  With a puzzled look, Briscoe followed him.

 

Heyes reached the Kid and knelt at his side. He was lying face down and there was blood in his hair, just behind his right ear.

 

Tentatively, Heyes reached out to place two fingers to his neck, letting out the breath he hadn’t realized he’d been holding in a sigh of relief when he felt a pulse.

 

“He’s alive,” he told Briscoe, who also breathed a sigh of relief, not wanting to think about what Heyes would have done to him if the Kid had been dead.

 

“Let’s get him inside quickly, before the others get up,” said Heyes.  Together he and Briscoe carried the Kid back to the house, entering quietly through the side door where they made sure no-one was around before heading upstairs to the Kid’s room, where they laid him on the bed.

 

“Get me some water and towels,” Heyes ordered, as he studied the Kid’s mud-streaked face.

 

Briscoe nodded and disappeared, while Heyes quickly examined the Kid for any other injuries.  On finding none he began to carefully remove the Kid’s still damp clothes.

 

He fished a fresh union suit out of the Kid’s bag and got him into it before pulling the bedcovers over him, by which time Briscoe had returned with a bowl of water and several towels.

 

Heyes cleaned the mud and grime off his friend’s face and carefully dried off his hair with one of the towels before gently rolling him over so that he could examine the head wound.  He appeared to have been hit with something heavy that had left a two inch gash in the back of his head.

 

Carefully, Heyes cleaned away the blood while Briscoe looked on, clearly nauseous at the sight of the open wound.

 

“I need something to bandage it with,” said Heyes as he finished his ministrations.

 

“I’ll go down and see if I can find something,” Briscoe offered, but Heyes shook his head.  “No. The less people who know about this, the better.  Unless there’s some other people living on this island, who we haven’t seen, it has to be one of the guests who did this. I want to keep whoever it is wondering what happened to him.  Hopefully they’ll give themselves away sooner or later.  There’s a spare white shirt in my bag; rip that up and I’ll use it as a bandage.”

 

Briscoe nodded and went to fetch the shirt, ripping it into pieces as Heyes directed.  Folding a piece into a pad, Heyes placed it over the wound before using another strip to make a makeshift bandage.

 

This done, he carefully rolled the Kid back onto his back, eyeing him anxiously.  His friend hadn’t stirred at all since they’d found him by the patio and Heyes was worried.  To be unconscious for this long could indicate a serious, possibly life-threatening injury.  Ideally the Kid needed to be seen by a doctor but the nearest one was somewhere on shore.

 

Pulling a chair to the side of the bed Heyes sat down, intending to keep a vigil lest his friend should take a turn for the worse.

 

“What about breakfast?” Briscoe asked presently.

 

“Hmm?” said Heyes, his attention focused on the Kid.

 

“It’s breakfast time.  Are you coming down?”

 

Heyes shook his head.  “No, I’m staying here.” He wasn’t going anywhere until his friend either recovered, or . . .  He pushed the thought from his head.

 

“What shall I tell them, you know, about you missing breakfast?” asked Briscoe.

 

Heyes shrugged.  “I don’t know, tell them . . . tell them we’re both still full after last night’s generous dinner and have decided to skip breakfast this morning.”

 

“All right.”

“And don’t mention anything about this,” Heyes reminded him, nodding towards the Kid.  Briscoe nodded and left the room.

 

Heyes turned back to his friend, an anxious frown on his face.  Leaning forward, he placed the back of his hand to his patient’s forehead.  Aside from the head injury, which ​might or might not be life-threatening, after being outside in the storm all night the grippe or even pneumonia would not be beyond the realm of possibility.  But so far there was no sign of a fever.

 

“Kid?” he called, slapping his cheek.  “Kid.  Can you hear me?”

 

On receiving no response, he stood up and began to pace the room, pausing every few moments to look again for a sign of consciousness, but the Kid remained insensible.

 

Heyes tried to occupy his mind by working his way through all of the guests, trying to find a motive for any of them to have done this, but came up with nothing.  He must be missing something, he thought to himself.  Or else one of them wasn’t who, or what, they claimed to be.  One thing was for certain.  Before he left this place he would find out who the culprit was and, if the Kid should die, he would make them pay.

 

Briscoe returned after breakfast to see if there was any change in the Kid’s condition and to report that, on telling the guests that Joshua and Thaddeus had decided to skip breakfast, he hadn’t observed any unusual reactions from anyone.

 

Heyes merely nodded, uninterested in anything but his comatose friend.  Since Heyes wasn’t in the mood for discussing the case, Briscoe made himself scarce.

 

The morning moved on, and still the Kid remained unconscious. Heyes was seriously worried and beginning to consider asking for a doctor to be requested.  But, not only could that take some considerable time, since the bad weather had returned and was preventing any use of the boat to fetch one, if they allowed the news of the Kid’s injury to be broadcast to all the guests, any advantage they might have, in trying to draw out the culprit, would be lost.

 

A rumble of thunder sounded overhead as he sat back down at the side of the bed and raked a hand through his hair, angry with himself for even considering holding back on sending for the doctor merely to keep the advantage for the case.

 

Leaning forward, Heyes once again placed the back of his hand to the Kid’s forehead, checking for the umpteenth time for any sign of a fever, heaving a sigh of relief when he felt none.

 

He was standing by the window, gazing absently out, when a knock at the door broke into his thoughts.  “It’s open, Harry,” he called without shifting his gaze.

 

Briscoe poked his head hesitantly around the door before entering fully.  “It’s lunchtime.”

 

“I’m not hungry,” muttered Heyes.

 

“Even so, I think you ought to put in an appearance; otherwise the guests are going to start asking questions.”

 

Heyes said nothing.

 

“You won’t be helping him or yourself by not eating. You’ll just make yourself ill,” said Briscoe.  “It’s only an hour, the Kid’ll be all right here until you get back.”

 

Heyes’ angry gaze snapped onto his face. “How do you know? He could die before I get back . . .“ he said, the words slipping out before he could stop them.

 

Briscoe took an involuntary step backwards feeling a little intimidated by the former outlaw’s demeanour. 

 

“I’m sorry,” said Heyes, noting Briscoe’s uneasiness. “You’re right. The other guests will start getting suspicious if neither of us shows up.”

 

He moved to check on the Kid once more, before picking up his jacket and shrugging into it. “Let’s go.”

 

Briscoe moved to the door and, with a last look at his friend, Heyes followed.

 

*    *    *

​

All the other guests were already seated as Heyes and Briscoe entered the dining room.

 

“Mr. Jones not joining us?” enquired Constance Cornwell as they took their seats.

 

Heyes cleared his throat. “Er, no . . . he’s feeling a little under the weather . . . a bit of a migraine.”  Heyes closely watched the reactions of the guests as he spoke.

 

“Possibly that cheese we had at dinner last night,” added Briscoe, drawing a sour look from Heyes.

 

“Oh, dear.  Perhaps he’ll be well enough to join us for dinner?” suggested Miss Cornwell.

 

“Perhaps,” said Heyes dismissively.

 

While they ate lunch, he and Briscoe casually interrogated the guests with innocuous questions, in the hope that someone might inadvertently give them a lead, but no-one said anything out of the ordinary.

 

Heyes was frustrated.  His partner was upstairs, possibly dying, and they were no further along in exposing the culprit than when they arrived.  He pushed his food absently around his plate, wanting the lunch to be over so that he could get back.

 

“Are you feeling all right, Mr. Smith?”  Constance Cornwell’s voice brought him out of his reverie.

 

“Pardon?”  He lifted his head to look at her.

 

“You’ve barely touched your lunch.  You’re not feeling under the weather too, are you?”

 

Heyes pasted on a smile.  “I’m just not very hungry.  I’m not used to eating such . . . lavish meals.”

 

Before Miss Cornwell could reply, Trudy Teagarden let out a shriek.  “Look!” She pointed towards the window.

 

Everyone turned, just in time to see the same white apparition as the night before disappear through the wall. 

 

Phil Hanson turned to their host with a smile. “I don’t know how you’re doing that, Tom, but it’s very impressive.”

 

Ellwood smiled, somewhat apprehensively, Heyes thought, and said, “All part of the entertainment,” before giving Briscoe and Heyes a glare when no one was looking.

 

Lunch over, Heyes made his excuses and headed back up to the Kid’s room.  Harry stayed downstairs to indulge in a brandy and cigar.

 

As he opened the door to the room, Heyes hoped to enter and find his friend awake, but found his condition still unchanged. With a sigh, he crossed to the bed and once again checked for a fever, relieved to feel a cool forehead.

 

Raking his hands through his hair, he sat down in the armchair by the side of the bed and studied his friend’s pale face.

 

Why on earth had they allowed Briscoe to convince them to come here? he chastised himself.  They should have known better.  Everything the man got involved in usually ended in disaster. And now his friend might die because of this stupid job they’d been roped into.  The thought caused a wave of anger to wash over him along with promises of retribution should the Kid die.

 

Getting abruptly to his feet, he paced the room, his mind flitting back and forth between concern for the Kid, possible culprits for his attack, and for the diamond robbery, memories of events – both happy and sad - from his and the Kid’s past, and plans for revenge if he should die.

 

After a sleepless night searching for his friend, Heyes was exhausted but was too wound up to rest as he alternated between pacing the room, trying to rouse his friend, or gazing pensively out the window torturing himself with ‘if onlys.’

 

Briscoe came by some time later and said that Ellwood had cornered him, wanting to know what they were doing about getting rid of the ghosts, and asking what they should tell him.

 

“Why are you asking me?” Heyes gave him a disdainful look. “Posing as ghost hunters was your idea – and a stupid one at that!”

 

“But . . .“

 

“This is your scheme, Harry, you work it out!” growled Heyes. “Right now, I could care less about Ellwood and his ghosts, or the diamond thief!”

 

“Er. . . right . . . er . . . sure thing . . . OK . . .” muttered Harry, wisely taking his leave.

 

Heyes sat heavily in the armchair by the side of the bed, blowing out his cheeks in frustration.

 

“That man!” he said out loud.  “How he ever got to be a detective I’ll never know!”

 

He turned to look at the Kid, to see his eyelids fluttering.

 

“Kid?”  Heyes was on his feet in an instant. “Kid, can you hear me?”  He bent to slap his cheek.  “Kid!  Come on, Kid, wake up!”

 

The Kid groaned, rolling his head from side to side.

 

“Kid?” Heyes called again.  The Kid groaned again before his eyes fluttered open, looking blankly around the room.

 

“Hey, Kid.”  Heyes’s smiling face appeared in his line of vision.

 

Kid Curry stared at Heyes for several moments before finally muttering, “H-Heyes?”

 

Heyes nodded, glad that he appeared to remember who he was.  After a blow to the head like the one he’d sustained there was no knowing what the aftereffects might be.

 

“Wh-what . . . happened?”

 

“I was hoping you’d be able to tell me that.”

 

“Ooh, my head . . .” moaned the Kid as he attempted to move, but gave up as pain coursed through his head.

 

“Lie still.”  Heyes placed a restraining hand on his shoulder.

 

“How long . . . have I been out?” the Kid asked several minutes later.

 

“About sixteen hours, I’d guess,” said Heyes. “Someone tried to cave your head in.”

 

“Water?” muttered the Kid.

 

Heyes poured some water into a glass and, placing a hand behind his head, lifted his friend up enough to sip.  The Kid groaned loudly at the movement.  “Feels like they succeeded,” he said once he’d sampled the water.

 

Heyes nodded.  “I was beginning to think you weren’t gonna make it.” Though his tone was deliberately casual, as the Kid met his eyes he could see the fear and apprehension in their depths.  They exchanged smiles, Heyes’s slightly embarrassed at giving away his feelings, the Kid’s understanding, knowing what Heyes would have been going through while waiting to see if he would recover or not.

 

“Did you see who hit you?” Heyes asked presently.

 

The Kid stared at the ceiling as he tried to recall the events of the previous evening.  “I remember . . . going outside to see if there was anyone around who might be responsible for setting up the ghost.  It was raining pretty hard . . . and blowing a

gale . . .”

 

Heyes nodded, waiting for him continue. 

 

“As I went around the corner of the house, I thought I saw someone . . . running down the steps into the grounds . . . so I went to see . . .”

 

“Go on,” prompted Heyes.

 

“Suddenly, someone came at me . . . I turned, to try and fight him off, but . . . he must have hit me.”

 

“He?  It was a man?”

 

The Kid nodded.

 

“Are you sure?”

 

The Kid nodded again.  “Yes.  Whoever it was, he was equally as tall as me.”

 

“Could you tell what kind of build?”

 

“Dunno . . .  Whoever it was had on a slicker . . . or a raincoat . . .  I only saw him for a second or two . . .”

 

“But it was definitely a man?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“Well, that narrows the suspects down a little,” Heyes said, as much to himself as to the Kid.

 

A few minutes later there was a knock on the door.  “Come in, Harry,” called Heyes, rolling his eyes and wondering what he wanted this time.

 

Briscoe bustled in with an air of urgency, then stopped when he saw that the Kid was awake.  “Good to see you awake, Kid,” he nodded to him. “’bout time, too. Heyes here was--“

 

“What is it, Harry?” Heyes cut him off before he could finish his sentence.​

 

“I have some information,” Briscoe said proudly.

 

“Oh?”

 

“I just overheard Wethersby and Maggie talking about it downstairs.”

 

“What?” Heyes asked, exasperatedly.

 

“Ellwood has a boat and it’s missing.  Maybe someone took it.”

 

Heyes crossed to look out the window.  The rain was still lashing down and the gale force wind was whipping the water of the lake up into large waves.  “They said it wasn’t safe to use a boat in this weather.  So who would risk a crossing, unless it was an emergency?” he said.

 

“Maybe whoever hit the Kid?” Briscoe suggested.

 

“Good chance,” Heyes nodded.

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